If you were

to find your questions

about me

answered

if you saw the way

I handle beggars

or the way I

drive with no one

in the passenger seat

if you read my e-mail,

or looked in my drawers

and saw what I

beat off to

if you could hear

the jokes that

I laugh at

when you're not

around

then your worst fears

would probably not

be confirmed.

-David "Trim"